Cousins!

I am sorry to say, but Donald Trump is related to me.

But the good news is so is President Obama, Hilary Clinton, and everyone running for President (somewhat good news, I guess). Not only that, but they are also all related to YOU. As am I.

It’s true. You and I share quite a few common ancestors not that far back in time.  OK, you are now asking, what is this guy talking about? You might know a good deal about your own genealogy, and there isn’t anyone named Garte anywhere to be found in it. So I will explain.

Remember that everyone has 2 parents, 4 grandparents, etc. So the number of your ancestors doubles at each generation going back.  If we assume every generation takes about 20 years, then 100 years ago you had 32 ancestors. 200 years ago you had about 1000. Of course this can’t keep going on very long because by 800 years ago you should have 1,000,000,000,000 ancestors, and there wasn’t even a fraction of that number of people alive in 1200 AD. This phenomenon is called “pedigree collapse”, and it  means that the number of your ancestors (which starts out as = 2^n where n is number of generations) has to  flatten out as n gets bigger.

How does that happen? As you go back in time you begin to find that some people show up more than once in your ancestor list. That’s because the same guy who is your mother’s father’s father’s mother’s father is also your father’s father’s mother’s mother’s father. And so on.  Since this is true for each of us, it’s only a matter of a few generations (for people who share a European heritage, for example) to find out that my father’s mother’s mother’s mother’s father is the same guy as your etc. etc. The further back you go the more likely this is. When you go back about 800 years, it is almost certain. This is why it is true that we are all descendants of Charlemagne.  If the awful book Da Vinci Code was correct in its premise that Jesus had a child, then we would  ALL be His direct descendants.

Since most African Americans have some European ancestry, they are included in the close family. For people whose ancestry is completely African or East Asian or Australian, we have to go further back in time to find common ancestors. How far back is back? A recent paper in Nature has calculated that the most recent common ancestor of  ALL humans (not an easy calculation to do) probably lived no earlier than 5000 years ago, and possible even as recently as 1000 years ago.

Therefore we are related to some degree. We are all one family in a real sense. So while saying “All men are brothers” is a nice philosophical concept, saying “all men (and women) are cousins” is literally true. Kind of makes you think.

 

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6 Responses to Cousins!

  1. Almost Iowa says:

    So we are all family, huh? No wonder we fight so much.

  2. SheilaDeeth says:

    Definitely makes you think. And, as always, very clearly and succinctly put. Thank you. And yeah, I’ll agree with Almost Iowa – boy do we fight!

    • Speaking of families, Sheila, we were once (many of us here) all part of the Gather family. Out of Iowa is Greg Schiller, and I was Simon P. (I was also a few other folks, but that’s a different story). David Kent was David K, and Ken Coffman was Ken C. And yes, that family had its share of fights also (an understatement).

      • Aniko Albert says:

        I guess I’ll count myself as one of the few other folks you also were, since we were repeatedly accused of being each other’s alters or sockpuppets. 🙂

  3. Paul Bruggink says:

    Not that it changes the conclusion of your interesting blog, but on the family trees that I have done for myself and for two relatives, the average generation is more like 32 years, not twenty. I assume that this is because the people in the trees are not always the first child of the first child of the first child . . . .

    I do see the same names showing up, particularly in my own tree, where almost all of my ancestors on both sides were from one corner of the province of Gelderland in the Netherlands, and.they didn’t get around much in the 1400s to 1700s.

    And in the one tree that I was able to trace back far enough, Charlemagne doesn’t show up, but his grandfather, Charles Martel, does. I have observed that once you hit royalty, they move around a lot.

  4. Jon Garvey says:

    My mother travelled right across England to speak to a dying aunt about family history. Her only answer was, “Well, all I know is I’m descended from Adam and Eve.”

    Sounds like it may have been as good a reply as any.

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